Sometimes we can't help it. We're not supposed to jump on the table or counters, but those lamps had it coming!
Usually, we just get squirted with some water. Hooper sometimes gets locked in the bathroom for a bit, but only 'cause he is worse. Or, he is just the one who gets caught!
2 glass lamps
1 shoe string got eaten
1 pecan pie got sat on
The top of the filing cabinet has been claimed and no items placed there remain for long.
Yes, Hooper broke this lamp. Then, he went on to break the other lamp. They are currently being glued back together, but we'll see how long that lasts.
Update: One lamp never fully recovered, but its match did. Until it was knocked off during a rampage through the house. Both lamps are now deceased.